Yes. It is 1245 AM on a Sunday night, and I can not wait til tomorrow to get this posted. Amazing.

Apparently, in the 1990 World Cup, England #10 Gary Lineker accidentally pooped himself trying to make a tackle in the Three Lions first game. As they say: The poo smell is temporary, class is permanent.

Embedding is disabled because of the awesomeness of the video, but here it is. Exhibit A.

Courtesy of the incomparable @dirtytackle.